Although it is probably true that we at Unaustralian may, at times, go out of our way to offend people, when it comes to communication we try to be as helpful as we possibly can. So if you feel compelled to register a complaint regarding our ingratitude, disloyalty or irreverance, we have gone to the trouble of writing it for you. All you need to do is copy and paste the following into your word processor, print it off, sign it and send it.
Dear ungrateful bastards,
If you don't love this country you don't deserve to enjoy our freedoms and liberties and should bloody well leave and go and live in a third world country! Don't you know people fought and died for our flag and you can't go around defacing it, let alone taking the piss out of it like that.
Everybody knows this is the best country in the world that's why those bloody queue jumping towel-heads are always tryin' to get here by boat. You lot would have then come in here by the bloody millions and put their cous cous in my fridge and peg their bloody sarongs out on my hoist. Probably get me missus to peg it out for them as well.
You're also ignorant bastards for slaggin' of our beloved American allies. Everyone knows they won every war ever fought and if it wasn't for them this great nation of ours would be even more full of New Zealanders than it already is!
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi. etc.
Signed
Or, if you actually have something original to say (which could possibly be a first), fill out the form below and hit the continue button at the bottom. The only catch is that you have to acknowledge that anything unusually stupid in your submission may end up as a t-shirt slogan.
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